DEAR SOPHIA,

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY – FROM DAD. NORMALLY, A YOUNG BEAUTIFUL LADY LIKE YOURSELF SHOULD BE GETTING ROSES, CHOCOLATES AND OTHER VALENTINE’S DAY-TYPE PICTURES AND GIFTS. BUT I’M YOUR DAD SO EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE ALL MY LOVE AS YOUR FATHER, I THINK IT IS MORE APPROPRIATE THAT I GIVE YOU A PICTURE OF YOUR FAVORITE SNACK – THE FLAMING CHEETOS – SINCE YOU LIKE THEM SO MUCH SHOW HOW MUCH FIRE AND DRIVE YOU HAVE IN YOUR HEART FOR ANYTHING YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO!

I KNOW AT SOME POINT THAT YOU WILL BE READING THESE NOTES. SO, FOR TODAY, I WILL LEAVE IT AT 1438 AND I HOPE WHEN YOU GROW UP YOU FIND LOVE AND HAPPINESS.

LOVE,

DAD