WELL SOMEBODY WAS REALLY INTERESTED AT AROUND 3 PM YESTERDAY TO REVIEW A BUNCH OF POSTS! I’LL BET I CAN GUESS WHO. IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMEONE NEW THAT I MET YESTERDAY FOR THE FIRST TIME.

I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT I HAVE NEVER MET AN INDIVIDUAL THAT CAN BE SUMMARIZED IN THREE WORDS AFTER THIS BRIEF DESCRIPTION. THIS WAS AN AMALGAM OF ATOMS THAT HAVE SOMEHOW ARRANGED ITSELF INTO AN ORGANIC HUMANOID MASS OF EXCESS CARBON, UNNECESSARY METHANE PRODUCTION THAT HAS THE TOTAL SUMMATION OF THE FOLLOWING THREE WORDS: A NONFUNCTIONAL BIOMASS.

I AM ABSOLUTELY CONVINCED THAT THIS LITTLE TIME OUT IN LIFE IS GOING TO COME TO AN END, POST HASTE. LET THE HATERS HATE. I AM ABOVE THAT.

AS ALWAYS A FATHER’S LOVE IS UNDENIABLE.

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love,

dad

PS NAUGHTY NAUGHTY WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO HACK EMAIL ACCOUNTS, THAT’S A FEDERAL CRIME.