DEAR MR. LAW PARTNER,

YOU’VE ALREADY STEPPED INTO IT AND BASED ON YOUR HYPERVENTILATION, YOU KNOW IT. YOU HAVE A COUPLE OF CHOICES. TRY TO EXTRICATE YOUR FOOT (VERY UNLIKELY) OR CHEW IT OFF AT THE ANKLE LIKE ANY OTHER MISCREANT. EITHER WAY, IT’S GOING TO BE COSTING YOU A LOT OF RESOURCES.