AN OSTRICH THAT WEARS MULTIPLE HATS – updated

THIS CANUCK OSTRICH WEARS MANY HATS. I DIDN’T KNOW IT ALSO WORE A 990 HAT. SOMETHING TELLS ME IT WAS GIVEN THE HAT BY SOME OTHER VERMIN. ADOBE HAS MANY BITS OF METADATA SPRINKLED THROUGHOUT. LITTLE BREADCRUMBS LEAVING A TRAIL THAT GO ALL THE WAY BACK.

UPDATE

what does an ostrich and a punch monkey have in common?

Answer: Neither knows when to pull out before making a bigger mess for itself.